Well, the incident occurred at the same place, right at the zoo entrance. While I was walking pass the entrance, he stopped me, grabbed my arm and stare straight at me in the face.
U : Boy, u brapa umur? 20 aa?
I : Uhuh.
U: Boy, bila maw kawen?
I : 10 tahun lagi
U : Wah! 10 tahun ka?!
I : Ya la, kenapa?
U : U tidak takut itu bengkok ka? *bend his finger*
I : Pegi urut
U : Oh, boleh ka?
I : Ta tahu, haha
So, what's up with my phone? He kept looking at it while I was browsing through it.
U : Itu ada memory ka?
I : Aaa.. Memory? Ada
U : Semua boleh masok la?
I : Boleh. Kenapa?
U : Barang baik punya la?
I : *blurr*
U : Boleh letak barang baik punya la? *I guess he was referring to porns*
I : Oh, ta pandai. Ta penah try.
He continued on with his stories bout people making out at Taman Tasik before I excused myself and joined my friends. We sat somewhere near the Small Monkeys section before we went for lunch. I was wearing my shades because the weather is so friggin hot and as we walked pass the entrance he stopped me again.
U : Waa.. banyak cantek oo u
I : Haa? Apa cantek?
U : U kluar nanti itu amoi berdiri panggil lu 'mari! mari!'
I : Ta ada la
U : U muda tak apa. 20 kan? Banyak tahan punya
I : Tua tidak boleh?
U : Hehehe
I : Ok la, bye uncle
He's Horny
LOL
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